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    Platinum+ Member veronica's Avatar
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    Risque joke

    The owner of the general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to

    wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the

    store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the

    counter. Noticing the length of her skirt, or general lack thereof, and the

    location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea, I'd like some raisin bread

    please, the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder

    to reach the raisin bread which is located on the very top shelf. The young

    man is provided with a excellent view. Once she descends the ladder he

    decides he needs another loaf of raisin bread. Several other male customers

    notice what is going on and she is kept busy climbing up and down the


    After many trips up and down the ladder she is very tired and while she is on

    the ladder she glances down at the crowd ,she notices an elderly man in the

    crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip she yells at the

    elderly man.

    "Is yours raisin too?"

    No," croaks the old man, "but its a quivering"
    Last edited by veronica; September 20th, 2005 at 19:30 PM.

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    Nobody knows I'm a dog. TZ Veteran petard's Avatar
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    That's it, you're banned.

    Actually, that's a good one.

    Many thanks to egghead for the cool .sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by petard
    That's it, you're banned.

    LMAO, lol, i found that reply funnier then the joke, lol!!!

    But its still a gud one, but it took me a minute to understand, i'm slow when it comes to understand a joke

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