The Following Breeds Are Now Recognized By The AKC:
1. Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
2. Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
3. Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
4. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
5. Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
6. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
7. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Labcoat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
8. Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
9. Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
10. Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
11. Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
12. Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
13.
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
14. >Pitbull + Poodle
PitPoo, adored by racing drivers
15. Bull Terrier + $hitzu
Oh, never mind....
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