Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling,
this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that's a
sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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1. I thought that title went to Russell Crowe.
2. Which century? O-L-D. But funny. Anyway, that prediliction is more Kiwi than Ozzie.
Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
love, piaqt
This is why I love you so much!
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I thought it was pretty funny, and I'd never heard it before. I must not be as old as pia...
LOL
I thought it was a good one....didn't shoot water outta my nose from laughing too hard but it made em chuckle
Nor anywhere near as wise. Or cute.Originally Posted by rik
I thought it was pretty funny, and I'd never heard it before. I must not be as old as pia...
Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
love, piaqt
Yes. You are both wiseand cute
Takes one to know one.
Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
love, piaqt
Yeah funny stuff... really fun!
Dont talk about our girls like!
LOL, only we can joke about the sheeps and pigs
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S-l-o-w.
Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
love, piaqt
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