An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"
The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"
The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
Many thanks to egghead for the cool .sig
That's harsh. But funny!
Originally Posted by rik
Ha Ha thats very funny
How ugly was she? Why she was so ugly she had marks on her from being poked with 10 foot poles.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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