Reply With QuoteWife: "See thats my 1st boyfriend at the bar", he is drinking since I left him 10 years ago.
Husband: Nonsense, no one can celebrates that long.
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A woman is driving on the road
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A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road
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When they pass each other,
the woman rolls down her window and shouts HORSE!
Immediately the man shouts back
BIT**!
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The man laughs because he is happy to have
reacted so quickly to the shouting woman,
and takes the turn in the road with high speed
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The moral, Men never understand what women say!
Last edited by mrA; August 16th, 2006 at 13:31 PM.
Repeat after me: I WILL use Google before asking stupid questions.
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Wife: "See thats my 1st boyfriend at the bar", he is drinking since I left him 10 years ago.
Husband: Nonsense, no one can celebrates that long.
Repeat after me: I WILL use Google before asking stupid questions.
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea. Why don't YOU stand by the sink and do the dishes and I'LL sit on the sofa and fart.
Repeat after me: I WILL use Google before asking stupid questions.
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
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