HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea. Why don't YOU stand by the sink and do the dishes and I'LL sit on the sofa and fart.
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea. Why don't YOU stand by the sink and do the dishes and I'LL sit on the sofa and fart.
Repeat after me: I WILL use Google before asking stupid questions.
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
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