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    Men and Woman Driving



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    A woman is driving on the road

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    A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road

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    When they pass each other,
    the woman rolls down her window and shouts HORSE!


    Immediately the man shouts back
    BIT**!

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    The man laughs because he is happy to have
    reacted so quickly to the shouting woman,
    and takes the turn in the road with high speed

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    The moral, Men never understand what women say!
    Last edited by mrA; August 16th, 2006 at 13:31 PM.
    Repeat after me: I WILL use Google before asking stupid questions.

    Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

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    Wife: "See thats my 1st boyfriend at the bar", he is drinking since I left him 10 years ago.

    Husband: Nonsense, no one can celebrates that long.
    Repeat after me: I WILL use Google before asking stupid questions.

    Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

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    HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?

    WIFE: That's a good idea. Why don't YOU stand by the sink and do the dishes and I'LL sit on the sofa and fart.
    Repeat after me: I WILL use Google before asking stupid questions.

    Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

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