LMAO! Love such stories! It's like that one about the cow:

This one time, a crow sat on a birch-tree. And suddenly it looked down and saw a cow climbing up. The crow asked the cow:
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Oh, I just want to eat some apples.
- This is a birch-tree, there are no apples here!
- Oh, don't sweat it, I've got my own apples with me.

Now that I've written it, I don't actually know why the elephant reminded me of that cow apples story