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  1. August 29th, 2006, 02:30 AM #1
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    Bad day at the Oval Office

    It's the weekly Iraqi War briefing. Rumsfeld is giving Dubya the latest info. He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

    Dubya turns white as a sheet. Rumsfeld says, "Mr. President? Are you alright?"

    Dubya sighs and says, "Yeah, I'll be OK. But tell me something, Rummy."

    "Anything, sir. What do you want to know?"

    "How many is a Brazilian?"

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
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  2. August 29th, 2006, 04:04 AM #2
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  3. August 29th, 2006, 05:09 AM #3
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