It's the weekly Iraqi War briefing. Rumsfeld is giving Dubya the latest info. He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Dubya turns white as a sheet. Rumsfeld says, "Mr. President? Are you alright?"

Dubya sighs and says, "Yeah, I'll be OK. But tell me something, Rummy."

"Anything, sir. What do you want to know?"

"How many is a Brazilian?"