you may be a redneck if you're staying In a hotel. you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the Clerk replies, Go ahead.
Redneck ingenuity
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .
And the driver replies 'Bout wut ?'
Redneck hunting
Redneck Time Out
Redneck Weenie Roast
Redneck Wheelchair
A Redneck Thanksgiving (if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)
Redneck Cooler
Impromptu skiing
Redneck Cellar
Redneck Moon Landing
Last edited by piaqt; January 23rd, 2008 at 02:47 AM. Reason: same joke
Ya'll make fun of rednecks until you need your car fixed.
Many thanks to egghead for the cool .sig
Redneck Garden
Rednecks rock.
When a redneck wins the lottery.
Last edited by veronica; January 21st, 2008 at 06:22 AM.
Not that we condone jokes of these nature, the idea of the school bus is pretty ingenious!
But Petard is right, the best mechanics are bush mechanics. Fix a fan-belt with your panties
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I have GOTS ta git me one-o-them.Originally Posted by veronica
Redneck Wheelchair
I live in the Redneck Riviera, Florida.
I walk around bare foot.
I like Britney Spears hair, make up and clothes.
I think Dale Earnhart is a smart man.
I call the Florida swamps, Wetlands.
I figured it was ok for a redneck girl to make redneck jokes.
Well thar girl, ur just a tad south of me......
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give
you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
Whats your distance from orlando or miami?Well thar girl, ur just a tad south of me......
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Hour and a half from Disney, two hours plus from Miami.
Haha, excellent. I would like to go to Disney one day. I've been to the LA one, Space mountain scared me!
You don't get aligators near you though, right??
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