Thanks for the suggestions.......I've downloaded the "getpaint" and was able to get some text on a picture. I've downloaded Gimp and am totally clueless as to how to get a set of "a$$cheeks" to shake or a set of "boobs" to bounce or making someone wave......I'm also not sure how to remove a face and put another in or paint hair or put a black eye on someone.

I'm sure it's because I don't even understand what half of these features are called to even choose it?????

I'm an idiot.........is there advice on a particular setting or feature that makes those things happen? Perhaps an ebook or page that I can read to learn how to do these things?

My blond roots don't run that deep........