ever wonder what the hell people are talking about in IM's, boards, or chat rooms. Here is a few definitions....thanks goes to Ken AKA Batman over at N|X|S


2D2T too drunk to type
2FU2T too intercourseed up to type
2L8 too late
4 for
4GET forget
AI as if / artificial intelligence
AIIC as if I care
AFAIK as far as I know
AFK away from keyboard
AIUI as I understand it
AKA also known as
ALTG act locally, think globally
APF ******* pucker factor
ASAP as soon as possible
ASL or A/S/L age, sex, location
ATM at the moment / according to me
AUP acceptable use policy
AYF all your fault

B4 before
B4N bye for now
BB bathroom break
BBIAB be back in a bit
BBIAF be back in a few
BBIAM be back in a minute
BBIAW be back in a while
BBL be back later
BBL8R be back later
BBS be back soon / bulletin board system
BC because
BF boyfriend
BFF best friends forever
BG bad game / big grin
BLTN better late than never
BM blow me / bowel movement
BQ beyond question
BRB be right back
BRT be right there
BS bullfeces
BTW by the way
BTB by the by
BTDT been there, done that
BYP beg your pardon

C see
C2C care to chat
C&B crash & burn
CSY can't stop yawning
CTC care to chat
CTN can't talk now
CU see you / cracking up
CUL see you later / catch you later
CYA see ya
CYS check your settings

DC or D/C disconnected
D&C duck & cover
DIAFYO did I ask for your opinion?
DILLIGAS do I look like I give a feces?
DOA dead on arrival
DL or D/L download

EG evil grin
EMD eat my dust
EMS eat my feces
EOD end of discussion
EOL end of lecture

F@ fat
FAQ frequently asked questions
FDD falling down drunk
FF friendly fire / friends forever
FFR for future reference
FM from memory
FO intercourse off
FOAD intercourse off and die
FOCL falling off chair laughing
FON freak of nature
FU intercourse you
FUA frequently used acronym
FUBAR intercourseed up beyond all recognition
FWIW for what it's worth
FYA for your amusement
FYE for your enjoyment
FYI for your information

G grin / giggle
G2G got to go (gotta go)
GAL get a life
GD&R grinning, ducking and running
GDI god damn it / graphics device interface
GF girlfriend
GFC going for coffee
GG good game
GHSE go hassle someone else
GILAU god is looking at you
GJ good job
GL good luck
GMAB give me a break
GMTA great minds think alike
GR8 great
GTG got to go (gotta go)
GWS get well soon

H4X0R hacker
HAND have a nice day
HPB high ping bastard
HPW high ping whiner
HTH hope this helps
HWMBO he who must be obeyed

IAC in any case
IANAL I am not a lawyer
IBTD I beg to differ
IC I see
ICU I see you / intensive care unit
IDGARA I don't give a rat's ass
IDK I don't know
IIRC if I recall correctly
IKWUM I know what you mean
ILU I love you
IME in my experience
IMHO in my humble opinion
IMNSHO in my not so humble opinion
IMO in my opinion
IOU I owe you
IOW in other words
IRL in real life
IWUB I want you bad
IYKWIM if you know what I mean

J00 you
JAM just a minute
JAS just a second
JIC just in case
JK or J/K just kidding
JMWU just messing with you
JOO you
JSYK just so you know

KA keep away
KMA kiss my ass
KWIM know what I mean?

L33T elite
L8R later
LAB life's a female dog
LABATYD life's a female dog and then you die
LBR little boy's room
LGR little girl's room
LIG let it go
LMAO laughing my ass off
LMFAO laughing my intercourseing ass off
LMK let me know
LMR lamer
LOL laughing out loud
LOTI laughing on the inside
LPB low ping bastard
LTA long time ago
LTNS long time no see
LTNT long time no type
LY love you
LYL love you lots
LYLAS love you like a sister

M8 mate
MHR many happy returns
MLNW make love, not war
MMV mileage may vary
MMW mark my words
MOF matter of fact
MOMPL a moment please
MYOB mind your own business

N00BIE or N00B an inexperienced person
NAFAIK not as far as I know
NBD no big deal
NE1 anyone
NEKKID or N3KKID naked
NEWBIE or NEWB an inexperienced person
NFW no intercourseing way
NJ nice job
NM nevermind
NOYB none of your business
NP no problem
NRN no reply necessary
NSD never say die

OFO out for orgasm
OIC oh, I see
OMG oh my god
OMFG oh my intercourseing god
OMW on my way
OOC out of character
OS old school / operating system
OTOH on the other hand
OV opinions vary

P? pardon?
P2P person to person
PAW parents are watching
PCE present company excluded
PEBKAC problem exists between keyboard and chair
PH34R fear
PIC picture
PIR parent in room
PITA pain in the ass
PIX pictures
PLMK please let me know
PLS please
PLZ please
PMFJI pardon me for jumping in
PO piss off / post office
POS parent over shoulder / piece of feces / point of sale
PPL people
PS post script

QQ quick question

REP reputation
RGR roger that
RIP rest in peace
RL real life
RME rolling my eyes / raising my eyebrows
RML read my lips
ROFL rolling on floor laughing
ROFLMAO rolling on floor laughing my ass off
ROTFL rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
RSN real soon now
RWL roaring with laughter
RTFM read the intercourseing manual
RTM read the manual
RYS read your screen

SC sorry charlie
SH feces happens
SITD still in the dark
SKITN swift kick in the nuts
SMD suck my penis
SMFC suck my fat penis
SN screen name / serial number
SNAFU situation normal, all intercourseed up
SO significant other
SOB son of a female dog
SOHF sense of humor failure
SOP standard operating procedure
SOS same old feces / save our ship
SOY shame on you
SPAM stupid person's advertisement
SRY sorry
SS same feces
SSDD same feces, different day
STFU shut the intercourse up
SU shut up
SUP what's up?
SWAK sealed with a kiss
SWMBO she who must be obeyed

TBH to be honest
TBQH to be quite honest
TBYB try before you buy
TFTI thanks for the information
TFTT thanks for the thought
TGAL think globally, act locally
THNX thanks
THX thanks
TIA thanks in advance
TIC tongue in cheek
TMLI that's more like it
TPTB the powers that be
TTFN ta ta for now
TTL that's the limit
TTM talk to me
TTYL talk to you later
TWLTN that will lead to nothing
TY4WM thank you for warm welcome
TY4TWM thank you for the warm welcome
TYAM there you are mistaken
TY thank you
TYVM thank you very much

U you
UBB urgent bathroom break
UPB urgent potty break
UR you are

VR virtual reality
VS very soon
VSN very soon now

W2C want to chat
W2T want to talk
W8 wait
W8N waiting
WAB what a female dog
WAEF when all else fails
WB welcome back / write back
WBS write back soon
WFM works for me
WIIFM what's in it for me?
WN? what next? / what now?
WOMBAT waste of money, brain and time
WRT with respect to / with regard to
WTC want to talk / world trade center
WTF what the intercourse
WTG way to go
WTGB way to go buddy
WTGP way to go partner
WTH what the hell
WTT want to talk
WWNC will wonders never cease
WYS whatever you say
WYSIWYG what you see is what you get

XOXO hugs and kisses

Y why / yes
YAAA you are an ass
YAM you are mistaken
YHIGA your help is greatly appreciated
YHNWOK you have no way of knowing
YMMV your mileage may vary
YS you suck
YW you're welcome

ZZZ bored / sleeping